Holi 2015 Non-veg messages,wallpaper, and greetings

 

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Grl- Plz Pani Wala Gubara Mat Fekna, Me Gili Ho Jaungi.

Boy- Acha Or Khud Jb Tigt T-Shirt Pehan Kr                                                                                        Gubare Dikhati He Tb Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge

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Girl: condoms Dena..

Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e

Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi,
taki tere jaisa dusra
CHUTIYA paida na kare...

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Fauji's wife daily sends her
nude photo with both legs wide open ...

"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"

Fauji: Wo to theek hai,
par photo kaun kheench raha hai??

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Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!

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A bull was servicing the cows..
Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.
Lady looks at husband: You see?
Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?
No sir it’s a different cow every time.
Man looks back to wife: you see!

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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

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Holi 2015 Non-veg messages,wallpaper, and greetings

Lachke Shokh Kamar Patli,
Haath Chale To Joban Chhalke,
Kaafir Nain Matak Te Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Nazron Ke Teer Ghaav Kare,
Gaal Per Gaal Se Waar Kare,
Labon Se Siskaari Nikalti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Uss Rang Bhari Pichkari Ko,
Angia Per Tak Kar Maari Ho,
Mummo Se Rang Dhaka Te Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Uske Thirak Te Chutad Per,
Gaand Se Chipki Saree Ho,
Jaangh Se Jaangh Ragad Ti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Muhn Ko Bhar Ke Mummo Se,
Lund Hilaate Hi Choot Khile,
Jhaant Se Jhaant Takra Ti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Choot Lund Se Chudwaane Mein,
Gadrayi Jawaani Bahon Mein,
Aah.. Ufff… Kar Machal Ti Ho,
Yaar Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

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