Diwali Nov veg whatsapp messages

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These Deepavali or Diwali Non veg sms, wishes,greetings and wishes can be shared online on Facebook, Whatsapp, twitter or on Google Plus.You can also share these Happy diwali Non veg SMS, Happy Diwali wishes, Happy Diwali Greetings,happy deepavali sms,happy deepavali greetings,happy deepavali wishes and happy deepavali images or happy Diwali images with your friends and family.  

Diwali Nov veg whatsapp messages

L_nd Rocket 

Ch_t Socket

Gand Pataka

Baja Dhamaka

Jhant Ki Ladiya

Jali Phuljhadiya

2Hai Anaar

100Hai Bimar

Ch_t Ki Ch_dai

DIWALI Ki Advnce Me Gand Faadu Badhai.

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3 dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile

‎3 dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile...

1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke
Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,

2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke
Pataake
Laaye
Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,

3rd:D daddy Ghar Par Nahin
Thay...
Toh
Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne
Baari-
Baari
Bajayaa.. :D

Han lagau pogoo?? :P

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Boy: I love you
Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha
Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai
Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free!
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Tip of the day:
Ignore your problems like you ignore the male actor in a porn movie.
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Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you? Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: I want to lose fat. Trainer: Ban Calorie! Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe in love at first sight but science calls it... . . . . . . . Erection! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vaginas are like the weather, If its wet, it's time to go inside! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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