Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi Saare kapre geele ho gaye Pehle to ek ghanta karte the Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya 1 Ghanta hi buhat tha ...ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.
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Girl to riksha wala :Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai..
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.
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A Girl went to repair umbrella.Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!
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