Agar dum hai to hassi rok kr
dikhao...............
Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par
gaya, uska pet kharab tha us din.
Puri family dining tabel par aa k
baith gayi, gf ne puri family se
neel ko introduce karaya aur table
par shaandar dinner rakha dekh
neel k muh mein
pani aa gaya.
GF's father:- hello beta neel, how
are you?
Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab
kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna
khayal rakha aur itna warm
welcome kiya iske liye thanks a
ton.
Achanak neel k pet mein gud -gud
shuru ho gayi and he Farted
Poooooooo....
Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha
Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe
huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf
dekha.
GF's father:- Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se.
Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua
kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam
Tommy pe lag gaya.
2 min baad again neel
poooooo....
Gf's father gusse mein:- Tommy...
Get out, bhago yaha se...
Neel fir se bahut khush hua.
Gf:- Sorry Neel, ye kutta bhi na...
Tommy bhago chalo jao, hato neel
k paas se..
Thodi der baad fir se neel k
stomach ne saath chhod diya aur
ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada
hi tez aawaz se nikla...
POOOOOOOOOOOOO......
GF's father:- Tommy MC.!!! jab wo tere upar
hug dega tab hatega kya waha se
BC..??
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