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It's New Year and time do something for our health. So please join me in taking this pledge:
1. I will walk to the pub (Exercise)
2. I will put Lime in my Vodka (Vitamin C)
3. I will have vegetables in my Bloody Mary (Veggies)
4. I will drink out on the patio (Fresh Air)
5. I will tell raunchy jokes and laugh(Eliminate Stress)
6. I will pass out (Rest)!
Happy new year
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Joyous January - Fabulous February
Magical March - Adorable April
Magnificent May - Jolly June
Jubilant July - Awesome August
Scintillating September - Outstanding October
Naughty November and Dazzling December
This is how I sincerely wish your New Year to be!
Happy New Year!
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For the Pessimists:
Last year is dead. Let's give it a decent burial by standing in silence for 2 minutes and switching off all lights at the strike of 12 midnight on 31st.
For the Optimists:
A new year is dawning. Let's celebrate it and welcome it by dancing and partying all night on New Year Eve!
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Dear friends and relatives,
You have always been sending me best wishes, chain letters, angel letters or other promises of good luck. None of that shit ever worked.
Could you please just send cash, liquor, chocolates, shopping vouchers or airline tickets instead?
Thank you!
And... yes, happy new year!
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Smell a rose;
Take a detour;
Enjoy the scenery.
In short, take pleasure in simple things of life.
Have a wonderful New Year!
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