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Baba sexidas non veg jokes in hindi for whatsapp groups




Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha
Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?”
Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund“
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Baba Saxidas Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha
Ladka: “Baba Ji, Ek Hi Gotra Main Shaadi Kar Sakte Hain Kya?”
Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Fir Badi Pyar Bhari Najro Se Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Bole
Baba Ji: “Beta Gotra Koi Bhi Chalega, Magar Mutra Wala Bhag Alag-Alag Hona Chahiye”
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Ladkiyon Ke Liye Baba Sexydas Ji Ki Ek Nek Salah:
Sex Karte Samaye Condom Jaroor Use Kare Kyunki
Condom – Rs.5
I-Pill – Rs.120
Moral: Save Money And Save Future (Kanya Hit Me Jaari)
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Ek Saxidas baba Ka Doha Kalyug Ke Liye
Saxidas Ji Keh Gaye, Ek Din Esa Kalyug Aayega
Chut Chudegi Vibrator Se, Lund Khada Door Roye jayega
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Baba sexidas story


Ek Baar Baba Saxidas Bahut Hi Bimaar Pad Gaye Aur Unko
Kaafi Doctors Ko Dhikhaya Par Koi Farak Nahi Pada.
Baba Ji Ke Ek Khaas Chele Ko Yaad Aaya Ki Baba Ji Ke Khas Hakeem Ji Hai, Unko To Abhi Tak Dikhya Hi Nahi Gaya.
Usne Hakeem Ko Bulvaya Aur Baba Saxidas Ki Halat Ke Bare Mein Bataya.
Hakeem Ne Baba Ji Ko Check Kiya Aur Bataya Ki Sex Na Karne Ki Vajah Se Andkosh Mein Virya Jam Gya Hai,
Aur Iska Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai Ki Baba Ji Kam Se Kam Teen-Chaar Din Jam Kar Sex Kare.
Ab Smasya Thi Ki Baba Ji Ko Ye Baat Kon Bataye, Himmat Kar Ke Chela Baba Ji Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Chela: “Baba Aapko Jo Bimaari Hui Hai Wo Bilkul Hi Theek Ho Jayegi”
Baba Saxidas: “Kya Dvaai Bataai Hai?”
Chela: “Baba Aapko Sirf Teen-Chaar Din Sex Karna Padega”
Baba Saxidas: “Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Main Baal-Brahmchari Hun”
Chela: “Lekin Baba Apni Health Ke Liye Ek Dava Ke Tor Par To Kar Hi Sakte Ho”
Baba Saxidas: “Nahi Ye Kaam Main Kisi Bhi Surat Mein Nahi Kar Sakta”
Chela Wapas Chala Jata Hai Aur Bada Pareshan Ho Jata Hai, Par Achanak Se Hi Usko Ek Idea Aata Hai Aur Wo Bhukh Hadtaal Par Beth Jata Hai.
Baba Ji Ko Ye Bat Pata Chali To Unhone Use Apne Pass Bulvaya.
Baba Saxidas: “Tum Bhukh Hadtaal Kyo Kar Rahe Ho?”
Chela: “Baba Ji Aap Apna Ilaaj Nahi Karwa Rahe To Ham Apne Praan Tyaag Denge”
Baba Saxidas: “Achha Theek Hai Main Apna Ilaaj Karwa Leta Hoon Par Uske Liye Kuch Sharte Hai”
Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Aap Apni Sharte Bata De”
Baba Saxidas: “Jo Bhi Ladki Mere Sath Sex Ke Liye Lekar Aao Wo Andhi Honi Chahiye Taki Wo Hamein Dekh Na Sake”
Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji”
Baba Saxidas: “Aur Wo Ladki Behri Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Hamari Awaaz Ko Na Sun Sake”
Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi Aur Behri Hogi”
Baba Saxidas: “Aur Wo Ladki Gungi Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Kisi Bhi Tarah Is Sex Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Bata Na Sake”
Chela: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi, Behri Aur Gungi Hogi”
Baba Saxidas: “Ek Aur Sabse Jaruri Shart Bhi Hai Hamari”
Chela: “Wo Kya Hai Baba Ji?”
Baba Saxidas Chele Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole: “Ladki Ek Dam Jhakkas Maal Honi Chahiye”
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