Santa Plane Mein Air Hostess Ko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha.
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“
Air Hostess Ki Left Breast Pe Name Plate Lagi Thhi, Aur Uspar Likha Tha, Teena.
Santa Ne Ye Dekh Kar Air Hostess Se Pucha.
Santa: “Waah Ji Bahut Badiya Naam Rakha Hai, Dosre Wale Ka Kya Hai?“
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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha
Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs. Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon”
Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs. Mein Karke Jata Hai. “
Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs. Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon”
Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs. Mein Karke Jata Hai. “
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Santa Aur Banta Bethe Baat Kar Rahe Thhe
Santa: “Yaar Jab Tu Paida Ho Raha Thha To Tune Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair”
Banta: “Maine Pair Pahle Nikale, Aur Tune?”
Santa: “Mene To Bhai Sir Nikala Thha”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Purane Log Kahte Hai Kisi Ki Phati Mein Tang Nahi Adani Chahiye“
Santa: “Yaar Jab Tu Paida Ho Raha Thha To Tune Sir Pahle Nikala Ya Pair”
Banta: “Maine Pair Pahle Nikale, Aur Tune?”
Santa: “Mene To Bhai Sir Nikala Thha”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Purane Log Kahte Hai Kisi Ki Phati Mein Tang Nahi Adani Chahiye“
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Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga
Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi
Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya
Kyunki
“Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“
Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi
Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya
Kyunki
“Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.“
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Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“
Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“
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