Santa Was A Virgin And Knew Nothing About S*x, He Was Desperate…..a Nd Went To The Red Light Area And Got A Call Gal….
After Having S*x, They Both Lied On Bed, Suddenly Santa Got Up And Started Fingering Her…
Call Girl : “Kya Kar Rahe Ho….?”
Santa: Dhoond Raha Hoon…….
Call Girl : Kya Dhoond Rahe Ho…..??
Santa: “Jab Andar Gaya Tab Yeh 6 Inch Ka Tha, Bahar 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai ?“
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Santa ka baccha : papa ,what is sex !! ?
Santa : 'INSIDE A STRI LING (female) PUTTING AND PULLING ' XD
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Wife : Ek baat bolu......??
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Husband: Bolo.
Wife: Maaroge to nahi........??
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Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai.....??
Wife : mai pregnant hun..
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Husband : Hurray, Its gud news,dar kyu rahi thi......??
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Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi
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Boy: “Girls If You Wear This Much Tight T-Shirt, Then Milk Packets Will Break”
Gir Smiled And Replied: “Firstly, Close Your Zips Curds Packet Is Leaking“
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