Santa Roz-Roz Office Ki Canteen Ka Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Chuka Tha,
Aaj Uska Man Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Ke Hath Ka Khana Khane Ko Kar Raha Tha,
Santa Bin Bataye Ghar Aaya To Usne Dekha Ki Biwi Palang Par Nangi Leti Hui Hai, Pasina Nikal Raha Hai Aur Saans Fool Rahi Hai.
Santa Ne Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Kya Hua?“
Biwi: “Dil Gabra Raha Hai, Jaldi Se Doctor Ko Bulao“
Santa Doctor Ko Bulane Bhaga To Pappu Ne Darwaje Par Santa Ko Roka Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Papa, Chachu Bed Ke Niche Nange Chupe Hai“
Santa Wapis Aaya, Bed Ke Niche Dekha Aur Apne Bhai Ko Nikal Kar Gusse Se Bola.
Santa: “Bhosdi Ke, Teri Bhabhi Ko Heart Attack Aaya Hai Aur Tu Nanga Ho Ke Bed Ke Niche Chupa Hai Saale“
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Santa Ki Biwi Pregnant Thi Aur Vo Uske Saath Sex Nahi Kar Sakta Tha
Ek Din Santa Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Se Bola: “Mujhe Tharak Bahut Chadd Rahi Thhi, Banta Ki Biwi Ko 100 Rs. Diye Aur Chod Kar Aa Raha Hoon”
Santa Ki Biwi Boli: “Tum Na Bikul Bevkoof Ho, Lutt Ke Aa Gaye… Banta To Yaha 50 Rs. Mein Karke Jata Hai. “
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Santa Ki Biwi Ka Rape Ho Gaya Aur Court Mein Case Chal Raha Thha
Judge: “Kya Tum Mujhe Vo Jagha Bata Sakte Ho Jahan Tumhari Biwi Ka Rape Hua?”
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ki Salwar Kholi Aur Panty Utar Ke Bola
Santa: “Judge Sahab Yahan Hua Thha Rape, Yahan“
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Santa In Kaun Banega Carorpati
Amitab Bhachan: “”Sardar Ji What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Bra”
A: White
B: Black
C: Red
D: Pink
Santa: “Can I Call A Friend?“
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