Ek Bar Ek Pathan, Himachli Aur Santa Apas Mein Apne Desh Ke Bare Mein Baatein Kar Raha Thha
Pathan: “Hamare Registan Mein Awaz Maro Kushamdid To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Amid .. Amid”
Himachli: “Hamare Pahado Mein Awaz Maro I Love You To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Luv U … Luv U”
Santa: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Hamare Punjab Mein Awaz Maro Teri Maa Di To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Teri Bhen Di“
Pathan: “Hamare Registan Mein Awaz Maro Kushamdid To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Amid .. Amid”
Himachli: “Hamare Pahado Mein Awaz Maro I Love You To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Luv U … Luv U”
Santa: “Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Hamare Punjab Mein Awaz Maro Teri Maa Di To Vapis Awaz Ati Hai, Teri Bhen Di“
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Three Pathans Were Stroking Their Cocks Very Fast and Very Hard In A Restaurant.
Waitress: “What The Hell Are You Doing?”
Pathan: “We Are Hungry and The Menu Says First Cum First Serve“
Waitress: “What The Hell Are You Doing?”
Pathan: “We Are Hungry and The Menu Says First Cum First Serve“
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Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta – Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe,
Lekin Kutta Kadh (Height) Ka Chota Thha Jiss Ki Wajah Se ‘Jagah’ Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Thha,
Pathan Ne Usski Madad Ki Or Kutte Ko Kutti Par Pahunchaya,
Dusre Din Pathan Waha Se Guzra To Kutta Pathan Ke Piche Piche Jane Laga,
Pathan Jahan Jaye Kuta Usske Piche Piche Vahi Chala Jaye,
Logon Ne Poocha: “Pathan, Ye Aapke Piche Kyu Ghoom Raha Hai”
Pathan Ne Kaha: “Mene Kal Iss Ke Saath Bhalai Ki Or Yeh Kamina Mujhe Dalla Samajh Raha Hai“
Lekin Kutta Kadh (Height) Ka Chota Thha Jiss Ki Wajah Se ‘Jagah’ Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Thha,
Pathan Ne Usski Madad Ki Or Kutte Ko Kutti Par Pahunchaya,
Dusre Din Pathan Waha Se Guzra To Kutta Pathan Ke Piche Piche Jane Laga,
Pathan Jahan Jaye Kuta Usske Piche Piche Vahi Chala Jaye,
Logon Ne Poocha: “Pathan, Ye Aapke Piche Kyu Ghoom Raha Hai”
Pathan Ne Kaha: “Mene Kal Iss Ke Saath Bhalai Ki Or Yeh Kamina Mujhe Dalla Samajh Raha Hai“
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3 Pathan Logo Ne Khoob Jamkar Daru Pee, Aur Ghar Jane Ke Liye Ek Taxi Rukwayi.
Taxi Wali Ne Socha Salo Ne Pee Rakhi Hai, Inka Chutiya Bana Deta Hun.
Usne Gadi Start Ki Aur Vahi Khade Khade 1 Minute Bad Gadi Band Kar Di, Aur Bola.
Taxiwala: “Lo Janab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”
Pahle Pathan Ne Paisi De Diye.
Dusre Ne Bhi Paisi De Diye Aur Thanks Bola.
Teesre Pathan Ne Usko Ek Zor Ka Thappad Maara.
Taxiwale Ne Socha Ki Isko Pata Chal Gaya Hai, Rote Hue Bola.
Taxiwala: “Pathan Ji Maaf Kar Do Galti Ho Gayi”
Teesra Pathan: “Sale Aaj Chhod Deta Hun, Par Aaj Ke Baad Taxi Aram Se Chalaiyo, Aaj To Tune Marwa Hi Dena Tha“
Taxi Wali Ne Socha Salo Ne Pee Rakhi Hai, Inka Chutiya Bana Deta Hun.
Usne Gadi Start Ki Aur Vahi Khade Khade 1 Minute Bad Gadi Band Kar Di, Aur Bola.
Taxiwala: “Lo Janab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”
Pahle Pathan Ne Paisi De Diye.
Dusre Ne Bhi Paisi De Diye Aur Thanks Bola.
Teesre Pathan Ne Usko Ek Zor Ka Thappad Maara.
Taxiwale Ne Socha Ki Isko Pata Chal Gaya Hai, Rote Hue Bola.
Taxiwala: “Pathan Ji Maaf Kar Do Galti Ho Gayi”
Teesra Pathan: “Sale Aaj Chhod Deta Hun, Par Aaj Ke Baad Taxi Aram Se Chalaiyo, Aaj To Tune Marwa Hi Dena Tha“
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Ek Pathan Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Pathan: “Dr Saab, Meri Shadi Ko 3 Saal Ho Gaye Hai Par Meri Biwi Ko Bachha Nahi Ho Raha”
Dr: “Hmmmm, Ok Main Check karta Hun, Apni Biwi Ko Ander Bulao”
Pathan Ne Awaj Lagai: “Javed Miya Ander Aa Jao Dr Saab Bula Rahe Hai“
Pathan: “Dr Saab, Meri Shadi Ko 3 Saal Ho Gaye Hai Par Meri Biwi Ko Bachha Nahi Ho Raha”
Dr: “Hmmmm, Ok Main Check karta Hun, Apni Biwi Ko Ander Bulao”
Pathan Ne Awaj Lagai: “Javed Miya Ander Aa Jao Dr Saab Bula Rahe Hai“
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