Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai”
Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
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Ek Baar Santa Aur Banta Raste Par Ja Rahe The…
Santa: “Yaar Main Toh Aaj Mar Gaya, Meri Patni Aur Meri Masook Dono Ek Sath Saamne Se Aa Rahi Hain”
Banta: “Oye Banteya Main V Tan Ehi Kehan Wala Si…“
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Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe The To Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladko Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai”
Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam Hai Uska?”
Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha… Chaalu Khaata“
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Sardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara???
Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“
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A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaat Lungi”
Santa: “500 Mujhe De Warna Peshaab Kar Donga“
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