Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Mein Kuch Mehman Aaye Hue Thhe
Pappu Ne Apne Se Dur Khade Santa Ko Jor Se Bola
Pappu: “Daddy, Aap Ki Pant Ki Chain Khulli Hai”
Santa: “Beta, Sab Ke Samne Aisa Nahi Bolte, Aisa Bolo Ke, Daddy Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai.”
Pappu: “Ok Daddy, Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai Aur Usme Se Ek Tuti Hui Lipstick Bahar Latak Rahi Hai.“
Pappu Ne Apne Se Dur Khade Santa Ko Jor Se Bola
Pappu: “Daddy, Aap Ki Pant Ki Chain Khulli Hai”
Santa: “Beta, Sab Ke Samne Aisa Nahi Bolte, Aisa Bolo Ke, Daddy Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai.”
Pappu: “Ok Daddy, Aap Ka Make Up Box Khulla Hai Aur Usme Se Ek Tuti Hui Lipstick Bahar Latak Rahi Hai.“
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Pappu Ne Gali Mein Jati Hui Ladki Ko Ungli Kardi.
Ladki: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Hai”
Pappu: “Kyu Kya Hua, Sahi Jagah Nahi Gusi Kya?“
Ladki: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Hai”
Pappu: “Kyu Kya Hua, Sahi Jagah Nahi Gusi Kya?“
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Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha
Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do”
Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai”
Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar”
Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“
Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do”
Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai”
Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar”
Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, Tabhi To Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“
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Bade Dino Baad Mall Mein Ex Girlfriend Pappu Ko Mili To Usne Pucha
“Bahut Dino Baad Mile Ho, Kaisa Hai Aajkal?”
Pappu: “Jeans Utar Ke Dekh Le Kaisa Hai Aajkal Pata Lag Jayega”
“Bahut Dino Baad Mile Ho, Kaisa Hai Aajkal?”
Pappu: “Jeans Utar Ke Dekh Le Kaisa Hai Aajkal Pata Lag Jayega”
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